I've been biting my tongue for a while now over the whole Jade 'Pig Momma' Goodey shit that's on every front page every single day. I've just clicked a couple of links on MSN stories about her and her dumbfuck dipshit of a dooshbag husband, and it's finally tipped me over the edge.
I DO care enough about this twat to open my mouth. Err... fingers? Whatever! Here's the story I just read:
Jack Tweed convicted of assault
Jade Goody's husband Jack Tweed cried in the dock after being convicted of assaulting a taxi driver.
Jack, 21, was convicted of attacking Stephen Wilkins in Epping last May. He had denied the offence.
He is due to be sentenced on March 26 but his lawyer pleaded with magistrates to suspend the sentence for six months - saying Jade had just four weeks to live after being diagnosed with terminal cancer.
She added the couple married less than two weeks ago and his "partying" days were over.
"His partying lifestyle is well and truly over and has been for some months now," she said.
"He tries within the confines of his tag to care for her. He is unable to work."
Magistrates were told that Jack grabbed Mr Wilkins around the neck and threatened to stab him as the taxi drove at about 50mph.
Jack said he was "stupid drunk" and had no memory of the incident.
It is the second time in six months that Jack has been convicted of assault.
Last September he was given an 18-month prison term after being found guilty of attacking a 16-year-old boy with a golf club in Ongar, Essex.
Jade Goody's husband Jack Tweed cried in the dock after being convicted of assaulting a taxi driver.
Jack, 21, was convicted of attacking Stephen Wilkins in Epping last May. He had denied the offence.
He is due to be sentenced on March 26 but his lawyer pleaded with magistrates to suspend the sentence for six months - saying Jade had just four weeks to live after being diagnosed with terminal cancer.
She added the couple married less than two weeks ago and his "partying" days were over.
"His partying lifestyle is well and truly over and has been for some months now," she said.
"He tries within the confines of his tag to care for her. He is unable to work."
Magistrates were told that Jack grabbed Mr Wilkins around the neck and threatened to stab him as the taxi drove at about 50mph.
Jack said he was "stupid drunk" and had no memory of the incident.
It is the second time in six months that Jack has been convicted of assault.
Last September he was given an 18-month prison term after being found guilty of attacking a 16-year-old boy with a golf club in Ongar, Essex.
There is sooooooooo much wrong with this. If someone killed your baby but it was a year ago and the attackers 'partying days were over now' - would you give a damn? He attacked a taxi driver whilst the vehicle was moving and could have ran over any number of kittens, and even threatened to stab the poor driver - and what? We're supposed to feel sorry for the justice being done? We're supposed to suspend his sentence for whatever reason???
But even then I could sit back with everyone else in the World and think "Aww - poor them! They've done so much for cervical cancer blah blah such nice people underneath it all etc..."
And then I read another story linked to that which read this:
Jade 'has less than four weeks left'
Jade Goody has been given less than four weeks to live, her husband Jack Tweed's lawyer has said.
Jade's friend and publicist Max Clifford later said that while the situation was very bad in terms of her terminal cancer, "none of us know" exactly how long she would survive for.
He said that Jade was going to be disappointed at the court's verdict on Jack, but said he did not want to comment further about the case.
Jade Goody has been given less than four weeks to live, her husband Jack Tweed's lawyer has said.
Jade's friend and publicist Max Clifford later said that while the situation was very bad in terms of her terminal cancer, "none of us know" exactly how long she would survive for.
He said that Jade was going to be disappointed at the court's verdict on Jack, but said he did not want to comment further about the case.
What? Because if you get cancer you and your mates are all exempt from Law??
Let me back up, for any of you who don't know who she is. Jade 'Pig Momma' Goody went on Big Brother and got chucked out for getting into a physical fight with a huge black man. She was a loudmouthed splatter of cunt back then, but actually went on to appear in another Big Brother series where she made racist comments against an Indian film star.
We were all told by the press to love this loudmouthed little scamp who represented modern strong and fun women until this - and then were were told to hate the ignorant racist fuck.
Big, shellsuit bedecked trampy whores all over slowly warmed to her again thanks to constant media coverage, and then EVERYONE loved her when she got cancer. After all, "It always happens to the best people" doesn't it? Doesn't it?
Well I'm saying that God got it right this time. I am truly horrified and disenchanted with the human race who have championed such scummy worthless false idols.
I want to strangle everyone who's bought a paper to read about Pig Momma or her violent criminal cunt of a man. It's been a break from them all buying papers to read about drug whore Amy Winehouse and her violent cunt of a 'man', though, hasn't it?
Yay for modern day heroes!
I will say that it will be a shame to split this particular couple up though... Can't they both go?
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